Stealth Pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom gave her the stealth pipe, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Google pipe

The slang term for the trachea of a deer.

I was sitting in the chair and started to smell something, I looked around and that damn dog had brought in and was chewing on a google pipe.

by Shells by the ton April 8, 2013

in the pipe 5x5

Where viper will put you if you piss him off

Viper's got you in the pipe 5x5

by DAKFCBOl June 20, 2021

La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

420 pipe

420 is a code number for marijuana. So therefore, a 420 pipe simply means a marijuana pipe.

Hey man, I'm gonna smoke some 420 in my 420 pipe, you should join me.

by Eagles Are Awesome January 24, 2023

peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025

Spicy pipes

When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.

Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!

by Spicee December 14, 2020