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pee pee promise

when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement
gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"

gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"

gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"

gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"

gent 1: "good one gent 2"
by anonymous December 4, 2024
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pee pee

a pee pee is a weenie
a weenie is a penis
a penics is a hot dog
a hot dog is a sex pistol
a sex pistol is mistas stand
a dong is a pee pee
what is a pee pee? read the first sentence :)
boy: lol u have a big pee pee
other boy: how do you know
boy:

other boy:
by unknownfossil September 11, 2020
mugGet the pee peemug.

Pee pound

The art of withstanding breaking the seal on a night out.

Betting at least £1 to out do your mate.
I bet you a pee pound that I can last longer than you.
by Pee pound August 6, 2021
mugGet the Pee poundmug.

pee

urine that comes out of you smells weird but also kinda gives you the urge to taste it
john: yo dude i just peed
harry: can i taste it
by swaggergrl December 25, 2020
mugGet the peemug.

humanoid-anti-legs-pee.

humanoid-anti-legs-pee. poop on the sink xdxdd
by banananannanan1 May 23, 2021
mugGet the humanoid-anti-legs-pee.mug.

Pee

A yellow or clear liquid that is released from the human genitalia, this liquid is stored in the balls

Some nerds will claim pee is actually stored in the kidneys but they are fucking dumbasses and dont realized that is where cum is stored hence the name KID-neys
PersonA: my entire apartment is filled with Pee
PersonB: WTF
by Miner dud September 3, 2022
mugGet the Peemug.

pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.
Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.
by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023
mugGet the pee at the poop storemug.

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