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Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020
mugGet the Shit Paper Soccermug.

cuttin' paper

One that has a daytime job, usually being paid by the day, week, or biweekly, as opposed to one in a professional position with a salary.
I'm cuttin' paper with this job at the recycling plant.
by ArfGraf August 25, 2013
mugGet the cuttin' papermug.

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold
I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS
by awkward swine March 22, 2020
mugGet the toilet papermug.

git dat paper

To acquire currency, whether it be through legal means or not, in order to essentially "ball out of control."
I live to git dat paper.
by CockLord6969 September 3, 2016
mugGet the git dat papermug.

Paper boy

A child born from an affair with the mailman
by anonymous December 15, 2020
mugGet the Paper boymug.

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