pocket gay

An extremely short gay person.

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.

by Andrew Melvin May 1, 2008

gay cum

Word that rhymes with getkume a word invented by xxxtentacion meaning the next level of thinking also the name of his son

Gay cum was born today

by Jack Spicer January 27, 2019

gay fish

A male that likes fish sticks.

Carlos: Do you like fish sticks?
Kanye: Yes.
Carlos: Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
Kanye: Yes.
Carlos: You're a gay fish!

by kustomguitarist April 9, 2009

Connor is Gay

We all know that one guy named Connor. You know, the one that is always annoying you and trying to act cool? Yeah, well it turns out that friend is gay. Yep, all Connor's are gay. Except of course for our lord and savior Conor Mcgregor.

Dude, did you know that Connor is gay?
Yeah dude, everyone knows that. His name is Connor bro.

by memegoddess696969696969 June 3, 2018

Useless Gay

A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.

Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*

Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)

Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!

Me: What

Random Friend: You are such a useless gay

by Likitit July 17, 2018

gay aiken

Stimulating a man's anus with your spiky hair

Trish was devastated when she saw her fiancee giving the plumber a gay aiken. He wasn't the one who was supposed to be working on the pipes.

by Karla Frobe October 4, 2005

Sam is gay

Every Sam I know is gay... like the real big gay

"see that guy over there? His name is Sam and Sam is gay. Like double ultra triple gay."

by G1nja N1nja January 18, 2019