fag pattie

A veggie based pattie simulating a hamburger and served like a hamburger.

Kate, you're eating meat again?

No, it's a fag pattie. Why don't you look at me when we make love anymore?

by iamarapgod October 1, 2007

fag cream

an ointment that helps to keep the amount of gayness of a person from showing in public

Good thing steve has his fag cream on. Otherwise we wouldn't be seen with him.

by jam session September 1, 2009

Fagging off

A slang term for smoking, most commonly used in West central belt area of Scotland, especially Glasgow.

John and Tim were quietly fagging off in the alleyway during their tea break.

by Straight In, No Kissing! February 2, 2021

Pump Fag

A person with a cheesy reputation who is too easily attached to women and forgets about his friends and family.

I swear Gabby is becoming a Pump Fag..

by David J. D October 13, 2006

sixpack fag

A self proclaimed heterosexual. young male, usually in his freshman college year, with the reputation of quickly becoming intoxicated at a college frat party from sharing a single sixpack and confesses his bi curiousness or secret yearning to make out with one or more frat members. If dared out of drunken shenanigans, the sixpack fag will happily and with pride stick objects inside his anus.

Sixpack fag; Straight, but gay when drunk.

by SijeSiro June 2, 2014

Fag Racing

When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.

Dude, did you see Trent and Franco fag racing over there? They're soooo gay!

by Sick MikeyG May 3, 2021

Scum Fag

adj. A scum fag is roll-up cigarette created by removing the excess tobacco found in cigarette ends, placing the retrieved tobacco in to any brand of cigarette paper and rolling it up. This is a practice often carried out at times of economic strife or after a night out when tobacco supplies are depleted and the shop is shut.

"Oh no Joey, I've run out of baccy and the petrol station is closed...."

"It'll be fine James, I haven't emptied the ashtray out for a few days we can just make scum fags."

by jimwarren06 July 30, 2009