muffin top

when a woman is wearing a short top and tight jeans, a roll of fat can be seen that looks like the top of a muffin.
only very fit women, without any fat, can wear these tops without looking ugly.

'i was in town yeaterday and i saw a bunch of tarts wearing muffin tops. it was fucking gross.'

by josh - urban definer November 22, 2007

Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

Sag Muffin

A sag muffin is a old grouch that looks like a fat pig mixed with a dead rat.

Sag muffin- Get out of the krick
Me- what's a krick ugly
Joey and Jack- yeah
Sag muffin cries

by Chocolateloverer606 June 15, 2016

Muffin Gargle

Licking the lint out of a fat man's belly button

Damn that guy is so sexy I wanna muffin gargle him and drink

by connolly_987 July 20, 2015

Muffin Punch

A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.

I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.

by P Money MD February 11, 2019

rage muffin

a pet name for someone who rages often

how's my rage muffin doing this morning?

by stacylaceyjohnson October 15, 2017

Muffin Breath

And endearing term for a new friend that you meet that you feel comfortable around, and who you'd like to lightly prod so that they feel this way around you, and let down their guard etc.
Also, there is a strong connotation here towards the act of eating muffins, which like a good friend make you feel satiated and comfortable.

Person 1: Hey muffin breath!

Person 2: :P Heya

by 1337Gamer August 20, 2013