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muffin top

when a woman is wearing a short top and tight jeans, a roll of fat can be seen that looks like the top of a muffin.
only very fit women, without any fat, can wear these tops without looking ugly.
'i was in town yeaterday and i saw a bunch of tarts wearing muffin tops. it was fucking gross.'
by josh - urban definer November 22, 2007
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rage muffin

a pet name for someone who rages often
how's my rage muffin doing this morning?
by stacylaceyjohnson October 15, 2017
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Craze Muffin

Someone whose CrAzY but also cute.
Wesley is such a craze muffin!
by Bubbubz July 25, 2016
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Fighting Muffins

Two chicks rubbing their pussies together while having sex.
The lesbian chicks in that video had an awesome fighting muffins scene.
by Jfrog May 4, 2011
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Sag Muffin

A sag muffin is a old grouch that looks like a fat pig mixed with a dead rat.
Sag muffin- Get out of the krick
Me- what's a krick ugly
Joey and Jack- yeah
Sag muffin cries
by Chocolateloverer606 June 15, 2016
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Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.
She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.
by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021
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Scragel Muffin

Super Ugly "Scrage" that is fat and shaped like a Muffin this is one of the highest forms on insults. Its between Scrage and Mole (the Highest Insult) in the ladder of insults.
Ashley: Hii Annabelle
Annabelle: DONT F**CKING TALK TO ME YUU DIRTY SCRAGEL MUFFIN!!!
by Blondie Rowbotham January 20, 2009
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