muffin top

when a woman is wearing a short top and tight jeans, a roll of fat can be seen that looks like the top of a muffin.
only very fit women, without any fat, can wear these tops without looking ugly.

'i was in town yeaterday and i saw a bunch of tarts wearing muffin tops. it was fucking gross.'

by josh - urban definer November 22, 2007

Sag Muffin

A sag muffin is a old grouch that looks like a fat pig mixed with a dead rat.

Sag muffin- Get out of the krick
Me- what's a krick ugly
Joey and Jack- yeah
Sag muffin cries

by Chocolateloverer606 June 15, 2016

Muffin Gargle

Licking the lint out of a fat man's belly button

Damn that guy is so sexy I wanna muffin gargle him and drink

by connolly_987 July 20, 2015

muffin hopping

when a morbedly obesed woman or man wears too tight of clothes and her or his lower back fat buldges out of there pants.

damn that girl is big as hell, Her back be muffin hopping.

by michele derek February 23, 2008

Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

Burnt Muffin

When an kid fingers he/she's ass hole and bakes the unwanted waste or or crap found in it.

Stew likes burnt muffins because he always feels like a champion.

by Dylan from Parks May 2, 2010

Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.

She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.

by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021