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Matt

That kid sitting behind you in the car with a massive shlong and has the dankest of personality. He tends to lick his fingers when your not looking for good luck
Dude a Matt is behind me and I’m so hard right now? Yes I’m so hard right now!
by Rankingcock August 17, 2021
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Matt Hunt

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road
by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022
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Matt

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short
Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that
by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024
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Matt Grace

A scrawny little shit kid that thinks he is good at mountain biking
that "Matt Grace" is shit house at mountain biking
by mark luckic May 19, 2019
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Matt

Me: Matt is sooooo cool bro
by VR headset guy April 4, 2022
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Matt

All Matt's are Dribs.
Do you know Matt?
Ah yet Matt's a fucking drib
by Dan the anti Drib January 14, 2022
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Matt T

A Down to earth, humble and exciting friend. Hard worker, wonderful father. Go getter, handsome, intelligent, kind and caring. One of a kind and impossible to replicate. Matt stands out in a crowd because of his good looks, ability to get along with just about anybody and his confidence. Matt T is witty, easy to talk to, book and street smart. Matt T is also intimidating to other men especially when their girlfriends are around. He unknowingly makes guys insecure with his charming ways and inability to keep from impressing the ladies. Matt T is a dedicated family man but is always up for a good time. Matt T takes no sh*t and wiki be the first to confront an iffy situation or shady person. Matt T is amazing.
“Have you seen Matt T? I miss him, he’s the only person that I can be around all the time and never get tired of!”

“Is Matt T in town? I want to link up wit a real one!”
by BrittanyKCarlisle December 20, 2021
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