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Matt

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding
person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.
by omgisuck January 16, 2022
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Matt Harvey Syndrome

When you have been sporadically teamkilled "accidentally" in a video game (especially Helldivers 2) or just randomly made non existent without understanding the reason why..
"dude what just hit me..Matt Harvey Syndrome"
"That Helldiver suffers from Matt Harvey Syndrome"
...randomly hit the respawn screen..."FFS I just got Matt Harveyd!"
by DishyElephant September 15, 2025
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matt pelt

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.
This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt
by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
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Matt Bull

To shine with the utmost elegance. To serve the world with an unquenchable desire to see it better a place by the time you leave it despite the obstacles that stand before us all. To look into the face of a cold and hard world but stare back at it with a smile and an almost unimaginable about of resilience and love.
'Damn I just Matt Bull'd my pants'
by PaulBlartMallFart October 12, 2023
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MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august
When I was sad I needed matt man
by Ar3bel August 6, 2022
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Matt Lemme

A RLY COOL PERSON HES FUNNY AND HAS A LOT OF NICE QUALITIES WITH HIM HES POG AND HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND HAS GOTTEN ME THROUGH A LOT
Ethan: Have you heard of matt Lemme?
AJ: oh yeah he’s my best friend
by mioily March 18, 2021
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Yes Matt

There is a 50/50 chance I can in fact demonstrate that God is possible. God you're dumb!
Hym "Yes Matt! I can! By putting a bullet in your head. If God exists... Putting a bullet in your head will prove that it exists! Immediately! Easy! Killing you either proves or disproves God immediately as a matter of absolute certainty. Doesn't prove it to me. But yes, I can falsify God. I solved the Jew-Riddle. I'm smart. You're dumb. That is why you don't challenge the greatest mind who has ever lived, Matt! Yes I can demonstrate the existence of God. We can do a global genocide and that will prove once and for all whether or not God is real. And ultimately we won't have to because the sun explodes."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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