Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

Fighting Muffins

Two chicks rubbing their pussies together while having sex.

The lesbian chicks in that video had an awesome fighting muffins scene.

by Jfrog May 4, 2011

chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean

Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.

by icanthearyou November 6, 2010

Burnt Muffin

When an kid fingers he/she's ass hole and bakes the unwanted waste or or crap found in it.

Stew likes burnt muffins because he always feels like a champion.

by Dylan from Parks May 2, 2010

muffin break

The roll of fat which hangs over the waistline of a girl's pants/skirt which isn't covered by the top she is wearing (like the way a muffin hangs over the paper base).

"That girl shouldn't be wearing that crop top and those low riders..."

by Watch out for Scary Fat Chicks... May 16, 2005

muffin hopping

when a morbedly obesed woman or man wears too tight of clothes and her or his lower back fat buldges out of there pants.

damn that girl is big as hell, Her back be muffin hopping.

by michele derek February 23, 2008

Scragel Muffin

Super Ugly "Scrage" that is fat and shaped like a Muffin this is one of the highest forms on insults. Its between Scrage and Mole (the Highest Insult) in the ladder of insults.

Ashley: Hii Annabelle
Annabelle: DONT F**CKING TALK TO ME YUU DIRTY SCRAGEL MUFFIN!!!

by Blondie Rowbotham January 20, 2009