July 28th is national send James nudes day, and get some in return, but only jame’s girlfriend- as he doesn’t want anyone’s nudes but hers because he doesn’t belong to the streets.
It’s July 28th...James’s lucky day!
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A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.
by The Zurnich July 27, 2023
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When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop
by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 21, 2019
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Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.
Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
by asdf2020 November 8, 2018
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National say yes to someone who asks you out day
Them: hey.
You: hey.
Them: will you be my girlfriend?
You:what?
Them:you have to say yes cause it's July 5, national say yes to someone who asks you out.
You: fine, yes I will.
by Double o g 53 June 10, 2022
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