A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.
"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"
by 11Chicago March 7, 2025
Get the Irish Wristwatchmug. Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.
Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...
by Leadfoot Leon September 14, 2016
Get the Irish Olympicsmug. When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!
by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018
Get the irish walrusmug. by ThanosReigns May 24, 2018
Get the Irish Maraccasmug. The act of viewing a party or bar from a dark corner, heavily intoxicated, and imagining that one is the center of the universe. The man or woman in this position is generally a redhead or ginger.
by Chippilicious March 3, 2019
Get the irishingmug. When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020
Get the Irish Egg Rollmug. by MoonLemon January 26, 2022
Get the Irish tankmug.