by 01Shaggys October 13, 2024
Get the Irish mouthfuckmug. A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.
Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.
by its_Dalix September 1, 2025
Get the Irish Handbasketmug. When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.
"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever
by Nobody cares about you June 4, 2021
Get the Irishmug. Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.
by theseamus July 23, 2018
Get the Irish handshakemug. An Irish artist is a kind and patient boi that accepts all life including raccoons and incorporates such things in their work, great people if you ask me
by Irishboi123 October 12, 2019
Get the Irish Artistmug. Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015
Get the Irish Valentine's Daymug. Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, do you know who Philly is?
Guy 3: Yeah, he’s an Irish faggot.
Guy 1: wtf, I asked Guy 2, not you.
Guy 2: He’s right, though.
Guy 1: Yeah you are right, tbf.
*All Guys laugh and high five*
Guy 3: Yeah, he’s an Irish faggot.
Guy 1: wtf, I asked Guy 2, not you.
Guy 2: He’s right, though.
Guy 1: Yeah you are right, tbf.
*All Guys laugh and high five*
by Vikram de Bosch July 28, 2024
Get the Irish Faggotmug.