A person that no matter what happens he will always be thinking or playing video games, you dont need to be male or fat or even have glasses and be bullied, a gamer is a gamer, they care only about videogames and they normally prefer them to people, they have less friends and spend their free time sweating kills.
(they get very excited when they kill someone)
(they get very excited when they kill someone)
(new guy)- who is that in the computer room on his own?
(student)- oh, he is a real gamer.
(real gamer)- YESSSS, I GOT A KILL BOIIIIS!!!!
(student)- oh, he is a real gamer.
(real gamer)- YESSSS, I GOT A KILL BOIIIIS!!!!
by it's_real_gamer_4_u. June 14, 2019

A Epic Gamer is a special type of person, they hardly go outside and stay in their room playing video games, while they're super good at video games, they get sweaty when they sit, or talk to a girl, they're still a virgin but it's okay, because they're probably making money off kids, just by playing video games.
"Hey dude, did you see that bob won minecraft hunger games?"
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."
by Minecraft Gamer 69 September 4, 2019

The God of all Gods, he slays all in his way and can battle Ebola the god and Ebola jr. all by himself. He is dating UnderStudy and they have 30 kids.
by UnderStudy___ December 3, 2022

Noun; State of sitting down for a quick gaming session, then looking up to find 5-24 hours has passed since you've ate shit or moved.
by americanaverage March 12, 2014

by sancires April 30, 2025

A kink gamer is a person who plays games in a way that satisfies their sexual interests/pleasure by playing a specific character or playing a character with a specific set of skills that is similar in nature to their kink.
I used to know a kink gamer friend who plays like these weird sexual anime games, specifically he likes to play this thicc tan girl who can fart with a lot of power, and like those farts had a lot of damage and toxic stink, and this really disturbed me not because of his sexual attraction, but because those farts made a lot of noise, and the thicc tan girl moaned every time she farted/queef (yes, that thicc tan girl can queef like gamma gas outta her super-powered vagina). Also, the girl's ass expanded very time she farted, and I mean, a lot of expansion, and sometimes her boobs expanded a little bit if the fart was super-powered. My friend has such weird sexual interests, I don't know what's going on in that weird mind of his, but anyways, regardless, he is a huge kink gamer.
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
