buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.

John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022

Shoe Carnival

A retail chain selling shoes.

Shoe Carnival is great.

by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022

Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.

The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Threw A Shoe

To lose or fail in a very stupid way.

Orgin: Flordia University versus LSU 2020 football game. Florida defensive back threw a LSU player's shoe downfield resulting in a penalty that cost Florida the game.

Tom really threw a shoe when he slilped and fell right before the finish line.

by nater6069 December 12, 2020

Goody Two-Shoes

It's what Kageyama is as a setter

Atsumu:you're a Goody Two-Shoes

by Haikyuu is life December 20, 2020

bowling shoe

A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.

I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.

Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.

by JSBII December 21, 2020

Shoe-gazing

Obsessively shopping for shoes online that you know you will not buy. *but probably will buy*

“I went Shoe-Gazing on JustFab today and found the cutest boots”

by KrawTheBirdKing January 9, 2021