Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste March 29, 2018

what wonderful foot fungus

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I smell You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024

Athelete's foot

Athelete's foot is a fungal condition that makes the skin on your feet redish and irritating

John wants to wear socks all day because he doesn't want anyone to see him with athelete's foot

by Memiac (Youtube channel) May 20, 2022

Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.

yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!

by ninjakaiman August 09, 2010

the foots

when you have diarrhea

I woke up at 3 in the morning with the foots!

by CandiceMcUni January 23, 2009

Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

by CoxfordEnglish December 18, 2022

Foot Cheese

a fetish of cheese being on feet

Conner: Yo daddy send me some foot cheese

by Hotdogfunnylol January 17, 2021