brown eggs and ham

when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass

bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass

by one ball May 24, 2009

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Egg Mcmuffin

A term used to describe a girl during that special time of the month, when the partner performs oral ingesting the egg that is ejected through her natural process.

Dude... I ate that girls Egg Mcmuffin last night, it sucked!

by Alex P. TheKiller March 22, 2009

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Portuguese Crow Egg

It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.

I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.

by Big Dong Boys August 28, 2016

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beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 May 5, 2018

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Egg Boiling Fart

A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.

What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮

by Ducktholomew October 13, 2022

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Cadbury cream egg

A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.

Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg

"Happy Easter babe, imma give you a Cadbury cream egg tonight 😉"

Idea by G.J.R

by G.J.R July 7, 2016

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