neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.

I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.

neanderthal drunk by Big Dumb Animal and Line Crosser July 27, 2007

Unsociable drunk 

Someone who has the opportunity to drink with others, but instead, chooses to hide away in his or her room and get drunk while playing World of Warcraft.

"Jeff is an unsociable drunk. We're out here playing beer pong with friends and he's upstairs WoW'ing it out."

Unsociable drunk by Ryan from Virginia June 17, 2008

Taser Drunk 

When you get so drunk, in order to be restrained,the local law enforcement has to taser you twice to get you under control. And you still don't remember what happened.

After polishing off the bottle of Jim Beam, Rama was taser drunk.

Bob was so taser drunk that he punched a cop, got tasered twice, pissed and shat himself, and still has no idea where he was last night.

Taser Drunk by The MFN T.O.D March 26, 2009

loser drunk

the level of drunkenness where your walking around the streets in nothing but your undies crying about your pathetic life

dude, mark got so loser drunk yesterday

really? wow hes so pathetic

loser drunk by asgar November 11, 2009

Dubstep Drunk 

That feeling you have been when you've listening to dubstep for a while and you don't really know what songs are good or bad anymore, and you just go crazy.

Hey dude, last night at that party was great!

Man I got Dubstep Drunk and grinded with some chicks.

Dubstep Drunk by Pokenoob December 1, 2011

Sexy Drunk 

The act of thinking you are doing something sexy while under the influence of alchohal, however in reality, you are a uncoordinated, unrythmic, and/or all out disaster.

Toni danced on the table to her favorite song for her birthday. She thought she looked so hott! However in reality, when she saw the video the next day, she realized she was sexy drunk!

Sexy Drunk by Seximess December 1, 2011

punch drunk dance 

While on the dance floor by yourself, begin to throw wild punches up, down, left, right and in circles. After 2 minutes of successful punches, you should begin to spark the attention of others who may either be in utter shock or admiration. Those in admiration will proceed to throw sporadic punches with you. You have officially started the party off right with the punch drunk dance.

After your last final of the first semester of law school you proceed to get hammered with classmates at a local bar. At the bar, you have consumed more than 5 drinks within 30 minutes. You begin to "hear the beat" from the bar's jukebox and walk to the middle of the dance floor. Punches naturally flow from your body like bruce lee with dementia. Consequently, you provoke classmates to do the same. The title of such classic dance moves is called the "punch drunk dance." *Warning: Blows to the face may occur.

punch drunk dance by a_i_Dub January 12, 2012