A clueless ass boy who's a wanna be whiteboy. He loves girls and obsesses over them, but doesn't know when to stop. Daniel David's are often mistaken for fuckboys.
Daniel David won't stop snapchatting me!
by chutneybaby999 October 27, 2016
David Holthaus is such a beast! Very Godlike
by Boy234345 September 10, 2009
by galaxysprfx August 26, 2010
The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.
Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.
B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
by MrPupesh April 23, 2011
Some gimpy "rock" singer who looks like a fetus in drag.
Has many fans purely because the majority of people on this planet fail to comprehend what real music is, and what goes into making it.
David Bowie is both a terrible guitarist, and his voice is vile.
If you want some real music, check out Gamma ray or Vio-lence.
Has many fans purely because the majority of people on this planet fail to comprehend what real music is, and what goes into making it.
David Bowie is both a terrible guitarist, and his voice is vile.
If you want some real music, check out Gamma ray or Vio-lence.
by Loz Cook November 06, 2005
Used when talking about the classic old man clown hairstyle. Bald on top and a ring from temple to temple.
by Drewid December 14, 2007
Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now
Tony: shut up
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now
Tony: shut up
by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 14, 2008