The first kiss of the day in the morning after a nights sleep. The breathe is less than fresh, may cause a twitch in the eye if particularly pungeant.
Keith: *gags* Have you brushed your teeth today Charlene?
Charlene: No, not today, not yesterday, not ever. Toothbrushes are the work of the devil.
Keith: That was a total dragon kiss dear, I'm getting you a toothbrush devil or not.
Charlene: No, not today, not yesterday, not ever. Toothbrushes are the work of the devil.
Keith: That was a total dragon kiss dear, I'm getting you a toothbrush devil or not.
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Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
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