Parking Lot Clam

Prostitutes that hang around motel parking lots. Similar to Lot Lizards.

I got hired as the front desk clerk at Motel 6 and the Parking Lot Clams are put tonight.

by DeezyRex November 23, 2024

Manhattan Clam Chowder

During period sex, pull out, tit-fuck your partner then ejaculate their own blood into their face. Using the blood on the shaft as lubricant is key.

I'm not kinky or anything, but I would let Burt Reynolds do the Manhattan Clam Chowder on my period.

by Stagnetti's Cock December 1, 2022

Clam Bark

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp

(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.

by SlyFox August 1, 2014

clam dabbing

The female form of tea bagging: the act of placing one's clam on a conquered opponent's face signifying their failure in battle.

Player 1: "ah shit, this bitch is clam dabbing me!"

by Silky Slim November 23, 2013

Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.

Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller

by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018

clam claimer

The process of sleeping with as many women as possible

God damn he sleeps with a lot of women

yeah, he is a known clam claimer.

by anonymous November 2, 2017

shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!

My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.

by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025