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Canadian Shore Lunch

When a guy lays in a river edge while his buddy shits in his open mouth all the while hold a beaver pelt and being extremely polite.
Donut? Nah I’m stuffed from that Canadian Shore Lunch…thanks Jeff!
by Joey Delu April 26, 2022
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Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016
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Canadian tunnel digger

The act of inserting a double sided dilo Fully into your anus then then sitting on your partner's ass. Anus to anus and forcibly pushing it into theirs.
Bobby wanted to experiment my favorite move so i pulled out the old Canadian tunnel digger he was a big fan but hasn't really walked right since.
by J0hn wick May 20, 2022
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Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time
A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017
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Canadian Testicles

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016
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Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021
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Canadian bro

A Canadian bro is someone who loves the Canadian vag, but would bend over for The PM’s hot cock
Wow that Canadian bro can get any girl in here but I know he wants Justin’s pee pee.
by Canadian Bro Cock October 11, 2017
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