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Crazy

Alex Jones is too Crazy because he understands better than us!
by BetterSkatez July 9, 2022
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Catching The Crazy Turkey

He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night
by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014
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Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective. A mental state or representation thereof generally immeasurable by conventional and / or standardized tests which is often subsidized by rare forms of social appreciation and ever so often the politics of conventional wisdom.

Verb. An action in a established order or philosophical paradigm rendering subjects confused resulting in a "situational disorder", aka as chaos.

Noun. A person, object or idea which is "food for thought" to challenge the notion of normal, most usually in a perspective considered dystopian and derived from the art of dissent.
Adjective. The Bishop told the King "the Court Jester's was uplifting having pacifoed the audience once again with a 'bat shit crazy' performance."

Verb. The director of security awarded his team a special lunch after mother duck and her ducklings walked on to the tarmac delaying air traffick only to be given safe passage by emergency responders using bread crumbs. One of the responders commented to the director at the luncheon "'it is 'bat shit crazy' eating roast duck as a reward for our effort. This isn't mother duck is it boss?" as gasps and forks dropped around the table. After a very long silence all listened intently. "It is really a chicken that I flavored with a wild fowl taste" the director replied easing the concern focused on him from the table.

Noun. During a water shortage, a ice statue of a penguin appeared on campus gathering a large crowd. "That's bat shit crazy" said one of the faculty to which a art student replied "wait for the joker to fill a thermos before it melts singing about global warming. Then you'll say it's ingenious".
by dorkuscranius July 9, 2023
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crazy mad bad

CMB for short. When something is going horribly wrong.
Lads things are really crazy mad bad (cmb) today
by Bigface21 November 19, 2015
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Crazy

Lissy is crazy because she can’t keep her damn thoughts and arguments to herself
by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS November 25, 2022
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Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 5, 2017
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Palm Beach Crazy

bat shit crazy: not mentally present: marked by EXTREME delusions, esp. of grandeur: beyond insane: total loss of reason and accountability: unaware or unconcerned about consequences, compulsive liar, lives in the past, weird . . .
"She's not just crazy, she's Palm Beach Crazy," do you know what I mean?"
by Tab Smart August 30, 2022
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