Turd Degree Burn

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging

Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn

by The real John Stamos July 7, 2017

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Cincinnati jerk burn

The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.

John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!

Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.

by nearfatalcheeto January 19, 2013

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Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.

Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?

by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009

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Burn 'n' Blow

When someone waxes your anus hair, burns the wax strip, inhales a deep breath of that hair and proceeds to blow it down someone else's urethra.

"Aww man what the fuck happened to you last night?" " I took that homeless dude back to mine and he gave me the a burn 'n' blow!"

by JCmeetsJC September 2, 2018

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10th degree burn

a burn so severe that your body starts to change into that of a robot

When he landed on the sun he suffered 10th degree burns and that's why he's a robot.

by chemistrydevil October 29, 2010

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Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.

Oh that burning corn dildo is hot.

by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018

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