bactard

A retard who obsesses over bacon.

Stupid Caffe bactards are talking about squeezable bacon again.

by Bactard/Glutard H8R April 8, 2009

Bestard

Someone who is very annoying but still very likable. Best + Retard + Bastard.

1. My dog is such a bestard. I love him but it is so stupid.

by FL0R0 January 19, 2015

Little Bastad

1.) Inventer of Bemdarg 2.) Sadistic bastard trying to take over the world 3.) Virgin

I want you to take my little bastad away!

by Gaisko June 15, 2003

Barrel of Bastards

A group or collection of people who for whatever reason you do not like.

Chavs - Ha ha look at the goth!
Goth - Piss off you complete barrel of bastards

by Acid Tsunami May 14, 2006

bastardess

A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.

Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!

Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?

Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.

by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009

Bastardo

Another name for the annoying Ex that refuses to sign important papers i. e. divorce papers. Even after being given a year to do so.

Any self absorbed asshole who had you once, lost you, and attempted to c ~ block every guy away from you until he gets his way. With over exaggerated stories and BS.

Some one that watches (stalks) you from his computer and does not talk to you in public. i.e. See chicken shit!

Quit being a Bastardo and let it go.

by Antik~jtheory@fk0ffdotnet December 27, 2009

basstard

A person who is very good on a bass guitar.

"Dude Josh is a real basstard" (Pronounced base-tard)

by Eric Lopez March 20, 2006