by some guy inventing words April 1, 2023
Get the second basemug. The cure to the “Woke Mind Virus”- a term used to describe someone who is mentally ill from “wokeness.” Often used in political dialogue and describing someone as having a “based” mindset instead.
“Liam must’ve received the based mind cure because he’s no longer woke!”
“The only cure to Nick’s woke mind virus is the based mind cure!”
“Nathan told me that I need the based mind cure.”
“The only cure to Nick’s woke mind virus is the based mind cure!”
“Nathan told me that I need the based mind cure.”
by Mrbased August 17, 2024
Get the Based Mind Curemug. by Barboner September 23, 2017
Get the 6th basemug. First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual basesmug. Floch is the most based Eldian along side Eren “daddy” Yeager. Unlike the cringebags in the alliance.
by mattfym March 22, 2023
Get the Basedmug. Putting caramelldansen and Rick Astley as background music in Kiev's main plaza while being threatened of war
Yaroslav: I just put rickroll music in the plaza, I hope we won't get bombed. Leonid: That's pretty based!
by Rebibibbia69 February 15, 2022
Get the basedmug. How the retards at 4chan say "best".
There's no more to it than that, the other definitions you see are how the term got bastardized over the years. The reason you see "based" in online conversations all of the time now is because many started using it immediately after the Fappening.
There's no more to it than that, the other definitions you see are how the term got bastardized over the years. The reason you see "based" in online conversations all of the time now is because many started using it immediately after the Fappening.
by PathToExile January 1, 2021
Get the Basedmug.