when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass
by one ball May 24, 2009
Get the brown eggs and hammug. A term used to describe a girl during that special time of the month, when the partner performs oral ingesting the egg that is ejected through her natural process.
by Alex P. TheKiller March 22, 2009
Get the Egg Mcmuffinmug. by Armadill0 May 5, 2018
Get the beat your eggsmug. It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.
I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.
by Big Dong Boys August 28, 2016
Get the Portuguese Crow Eggmug. Another phrase to describe Sunny Side-Up Eggs. No one (except my family for some reason) uses this phrase. Please, for the love of God, start using this phrase! I've used it my whole life thinking it was common BUT ITS NOT! I don't want be the only one that uses it!!
Denny's Waiter: What will you like to order?
Customer: I'll have an Egg with a Ball on Top.
Denny's Waiter: ... I'm I supposed to know what that is? What the hell do you mean?
Customer: I'll have an Egg with a Ball on Top.
Denny's Waiter: ... I'm I supposed to know what that is? What the hell do you mean?
by ema1997 July 7, 2021
Get the Egg with a Ball on Topmug. by Ducktholomew October 13, 2022
Get the Egg Boiling Fartmug. A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
by G.J.R July 7, 2016
Get the Cadbury cream eggmug.