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1/3 rule

The rule of thumb for sexual intercourse , esp. in male homosexual activity , in regards to the size of the giving participants penis.
Whenever the penis is larger then 6 inches, then the receiving participants only agree to receive 1/3 of the phallus of the giving participant.

This rule dose not always apply , as some male homosexual intercourse goes by the 'breath through the pain' rule, and clarification is expected to be communicated prior to the encounter over the interwebz or in eye contact in the nanoseconds before the door closes and penetration occurs .
Kevin Smith was interviewing Malcrom Ingram, as Malcom admitted his dismay upon the idea of accepting a full nine inches of raging man meat. Kevin reminisces of his mothers 'frugality' , gets lost in a haze of 'foggy' memory, then returns to introduce to the SModcast community and the entirety of the internet the 1/3 rule.
Kev, this is for you good sir.

tarinbutler3002@yahoo.com
by eat cock-Oh we totally DO October 16, 2010
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stage 1 clinger

A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.
Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.
by Cstaal November 11, 2014
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The 3-1 Curse

You can go up 3-0, you can go up 3-2, you can go 2-1, you can go 2-0, but you'll be damned if you go up 3-1
Warriors and OKC Had The 3-1 Curse activated on them
by TheDryBone June 20, 2016
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1-18-08

A new movie coming out on Jan 18, 2008, that scares the living shit out me

Possibly starring Bowser from "Super Mario Brothers"
www.1-18-08.com - photos
Huge roar emits
"I saw it, it's alive, it's huge!"
by C A S September 7, 2007
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5 against 1

Term for male masturbation, jerking off, jacking of, ...
Pretty obvious what the 5 and the 1 are.
Randalph: "Hey, what ya been doing, 5 against 1?"
Kurt: "Yeah, as always"
by jormeidt June 1, 2007
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Type 1 proshipper

This is the most common type a of proshipper.

This proshipper thinks that problematic ships such as abuse, incest, and/or pedophilia are ok to ship as long as it is completely fictional and tagged.

This type of proshipper will most likely not bring politics unrelated topics such as racism or queerphobia into the conversation.
Person 1: Proshippers fucking bring random shit into their arguement to make them sound ok for shipping kids

Type 1 proshipper: Not all do that, which is why shit like this should be separated
by literally dies November 24, 2021
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1-800 route

A way to get somewhere bypassing toll booths, usally very out of the way
"I took the 1-800 Route out of the city and now I have enough money for food."
by A. E. Newman September 24, 2005
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