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A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!
by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019
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Alex Cock Ring

A really great male stripper who is cheap, outgoing, and free of most STD's.
(Alex Cock Ring) Damn Alex, back at it again with the cock ring
by samcat116 August 8, 2016
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Septum Ring Theory

Septum Ring Theory is a vague insult typically used against people with septum rings on social media platforms like TikTok. There's no concrete definition, but you know it when you see it. Septum Ring Theory is characterized by the following qualities.

• Septum Piercing (Obviously, and other present piercings in a given example strengthens the theory & insult's effect)
• Dyed Hair (Typically bright, attention hungry colors)
• Heavily left-leaning/liberal ideology
• Misandry
• Inflated sense of self importance/ego
• Inability to take accountability
• Tattoos (Not a requirement, but often found alongside the other indicators)

The purpose of the insult is to make the target angry. Responses to being told they fit the definition of septum piercing theory typically revolve around virginity or baselessly insinuating that the person receiving the insult is attractive to the person delivering it (this is the aforementioned inflated sense of self importance/ego showing itself in full.) These people will also lump you into a nebulous group of conservative boogeymen, which is where the political angle comes in despite the comment itself having nothing to do with politics. These replies are exactly what is expected though, and only help to further prove the Septum Ring Theory.

In short, Septum Piercing Theory is a comment that's designed to knock a very specific set of chronically online losers down a peg, and it usually works to great effect, almost like a cheat code.
Person A (with septum piercing): Men don't deserve rights/are trash/should be killed, etc, etc.

Person B (Usually a faceless account in Person A's comment section): Septum Ring Theory still undefeated.

Person A (in a video response to the comment): Spoken from a man who's never had his face in between a woman's legs. (They think they ate with this 🤭)
by The Masterful Baiter September 15, 2025
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brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
by Seresan July 12, 2024
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Croc ring

The jewels one uses to decorate their Crocs
Let’s buy you some personalized Croc rings
by FireTruckMC February 13, 2022
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night and day ring

A flashy go anywhere do anything diamond-like piece.
Are you engaged?" ... "Baby, that's my night and day ring.
by jsmaco April 13, 2011
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