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Zunking

Purposely shutting yourself while receiving a handjob from a cripple
I was at Heather's house and decided to start zunking while she got me off
by Big dick suckstron March 26, 2024
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zunking

Going into a Subway while screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” repeatedly and ordering a foot long sandwich, and then going to the public restroom (if the given Subway has one) and fully inserting the sandwich into your anus while, again, repeatedly screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” loudly enough for all customers and employees to hear.
Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY
by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024
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Zunt

When a semi-decomposed body comes back to life in spiritual form, often woken by a abrupt action on the body, such as munting, to reciprocate the favor to an unsuspecting victim, often the initial perpetrator.

To be zaunted by a zunter is for a zunter to repeatedly visit you and promptly zunt you on each visit. Certain areas are "zaunted" and infested with eager zunters waiting for their next victim. Common zaunted areas include: Hotels, retirement homes, basements, prisons, and Hom Depots. Ever wondered why no one falls asleep at Hom Depot? It's because they fear being zaunted. If you are zunted once in a zaunted area, you are at risk of being zaunted for eternity. Please contact the nearest dealer of Anti-Zunting technology, often a seventh grade health teacher in the Midwest.
Tim: "My Great Grandpa just absolutely zunted that guy! He might be zaunted forever!

Bill: "That is tragic. We all know that your Great Grandpa is a D1 Zunter. He commits zunt all the time!"
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zentist

ze zentist has gone MAZ I ZELL YOU!
by Nilodude June 13, 2024
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zontinkel

Someone who is very cringe or zesty
Yo isnt drake such a zontinkel
by SweGuyTred January 1, 2025
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zuitin

Zuitin is someone who has a pure heart and will end up with someone who’s name starts with F and is a cancer ♋️
Zuitin saw F and fell in love forever
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Zunpi

Zunpi is pure of heart. He acts really cool around his manny friends but is truly a sweetheart. He's also a little scared of the world. Zunpi loves his family but is very afraid of rejection from them which can get in the way of his love life.. he is not easily forgotten the way his golden skin glows and his eyes are perfectly folded. He’s very humorous and can make manny people laugh, he also does well in academics without trying too hard. Zunpi gets asked out a lot but usually only has one girl in his mind, even if she doesn’t know it’s her. He can have a hard time communicating and is often impatient which gives the wrong signals. He’s a lover but his fears get in the way. Stay with a Zunpi if you meet one because you may regret it once it’s too late.. try too look past the petty thing he may do and dig into his heart.
Girl: I should have waited for Zunpi, I miss the fun we had
by Meow_meow69 February 21, 2025
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