zooken

doesnt mean anything, its a stupid word which someone who shall not be named made it.

person 1: i'm such an acid-meth zooken!!!!!

person 2: WTF's a zooken?

person 1: goodle it.

person 2: its not a fuqin word dipshit.

by datgal2k11 July 25, 2011

Zooker

A term used for a new employee at a Zoo. The word is commonly used in an insulting way to shame those who are inexperienced with the animals.

The word was coined by Reddit user:
custydash

Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

by A_Pacifist August 22, 2017

zookeeper

lauren k

lauren k is the zookeeper

by ILoveCheetahs April 23, 2004

Zooty Call

Like a booty call.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.

"I've been in all night drinking gut rot cider, just got a zooty call at midnight. Best be on my way lads. Tata".

by trumpetface February 20, 2011

Zooker

Someone suffering from drug abuse and depression. Usually throws tantrums and is unstable in public. Having very little social skills.

Jeremy - Wow what happened to Eman, he wasnt like that a few years ago

Eric- Yeah he turned into a zooker. Its all the drugs.

by Johnthestuddmuffin November 2, 2011

Zookong

Super lazy and Asian with squint-y eyes. Also fears speaking to girls but talks excessive amounts of crap about having game.

Dude talk to her you are such a Zookong!
Don't worry I'll talk to her later...maybe.

by Angel23122012 October 16, 2012

zookaa

Known as the dark haired princess, seductive but evil,also known as the Missile Bazooka.

Zookaa Bazooka
Known as the dark haired princess, seductive but evil,also known as the Missile Bazooka.

by Zookaa November 11, 2004