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Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"
by Zander Lover January 16, 2023
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Zander

A persons who means, discrimination, ugly, small, no awareness of human life, has a big ego, thinks he cools, and puts everyone else down.

He thinks he so cools while everybody is actually trying to find a way to get rid of him
How do we get rid of Zander
by The Only Opinon January 31, 2020
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Zander

Most Best gamer.
Me am Zander
by SpasticHamster May 28, 2022
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Zander Billard

A Zander Billard is what to call a guy who has awesome abs while being discreet.
Person1: man that guy has such amazing abs
Person2: ikr he’s soo sexy he’s such a Zander billard!
by 45325353543645 October 5, 2022
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by lavai February 5, 2021
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Zander

Zander Zhang - he's the cutest boy in the whole world and the definition of perfection. His personality is amazing, he's sweet, funny, hot, smart, very attractive and he cares genuinely ;) when he smiles he could make your shitty day so much better! And if you find a boy like Zander you would be the luckiest person in the entire universe :)
Zander is too cute!!
by julia._.hd August 14, 2018
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Zander

Slightly queer male who is bad at hiding jt
Oh wow that’s major Zander behavior right there
by Pienuggiez May 12, 2025
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