Zander, the type of person who give you coldass replies, he always replies "k" and it's so annoying!!! But overall he's a really sweet and caring person, his future wife or husband..?? You are very lucky to have him in the future, he'll pamper you with love and always trying to make sure you're alright
by userkdhnzysontiktok January 24, 2022

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7
by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019

The prettiest most amazing boy to ever exist. He belongs to one girl named sophia and they are in love. You’ll never find another like zander and you never will find him in the first place because again he’s Sophia’s.
by .oogie August 8, 2022

Zander: A true gentlemen, who wields a giant cock and knows how to use it.
He's cute, and sexy, and always has a fresh cut.
He's cute, and sexy, and always has a fresh cut.
by ThisIsUnacceptable April 6, 2022

by zander28 April 25, 2022
