by Deb Clarke July 26, 2005
by JxssieB June 30, 2015
A: "How do I make this popcorn?"
B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."
B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."
by Ann Pearl Owen February 10, 2010
An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.
Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.
Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.
Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"
Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)
Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"
Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)
Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"
by HAC May 09, 2006
Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.
by weegiewifey October 19, 2020
1. As In, 'Yer Maw' (Your mother) has 'baws' (balls). Insult towards someones mother
2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task
2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task
by A-Whyte December 06, 2004