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mao zu xi

boy: hey ur mao zu xi girlfriend

girl: thx ur too
by thechinagod December 7, 2020
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Xi Jinping

The current dictator of China since around 2010 and he’s going to be dictator for the rest of his life until he dies. China doesn’t have presidential elections so it’s fake elections. He censors the internet, also the censorship of Winnie the Pooh due to the mocking and imitating of Xi Jinping. He’s built concentration camps for Muslims and Uyghurs around Xinjiang since 2017, and built the largest concentration camp facility in Dabancheng in 2018. In Baidu (Chinese search engine), he calls himself “president” so people don’t find out when the Chinese government banned Google. Taiwan is disputed by the Chinese Communist Party and Xi Jinping really wants Taiwan to be part of China and likes to spy on everyone in China, especially Taiwan and the United States. He hates when tourists use VPNs in China to access Google, Yahoo!, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Spotify, YouTube and a lot of American apps since China bans a lot of apps and shows, South Park is banned in China due to the mockery of the Chinese government, and the imitation and mocking the dictator who looks like Winnie the Pooh. He likes to take over Taiwan, owning Hong Kong. China doesn’t have any freedom and liberties so people don’t have freedom of speech and the press and all of that, the concentration camps, slave labor, censorship, western media, no freedom, harm, all of that is the truth. So the truth is that Xi Jinping is a dictator and China is under a dictatorship and Taiwan is a democracy.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Xi Jinping is the dictator of China and wants to take over Taiwan, so Taiwan is a country. He has built concentration camps for Muslims in Xinjiang.
Person 2 (from China): No, Taiwan is a part of China and no, Xi Jinping is a president and it’s a democracy with presidential elections. Also, the concentration camps are completely untrue so that means, there’s no camp.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Xi Jinping is a dictator, he’s brainwashing you and the truth is that Taiwan is a country.
Person 3 (from Indonesia): I agree with Taiwan. China is a communist country and wants Taiwan and the Philippines so he wants to be number one! Also Indonesia is a democracy.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Yes, Indonesia gets it. Indonesia is a democracy too and I like Indonesia also Taiwan better than China and it’s the truth and the truth is, I don’t appreciate Xi Jinping.
by The Red China October 25, 2025
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Xi May

A curvy girl who is extremely hot. Very cute in everything she does. You will die from the cuteness of her. They are short and fun-size. Xi May's are also very determined do reach their goals, and wont let anything stand in her way.

If you ever find a Xi May then you're the luckiest person ever. Don't ever piss her off and remind yourself each day how lucky you are that you found her. Once you piss her off, its bye to being even friends

Doesn't go out with men often because of self-confidence and pride, and the knowing that no guy is good enough for her. Is a very matured thinking girl.

Very Seductive, they usually look mean from first glance but they love to have fun and laugh. They dislike gossiping preppy girls, although they will probably be associated with that group, they will most likely turn the tables.

They're a good species to chase, and love the game. They know the mind of men, so be prepared to have A woman know all your secrets, which makes it even harder to pin down.

They're very independent and although it may look like they don't get attention from guys, it's because they put off an aura that basically sends a signal to guys that she's not about to played and isn't easy, and that she is secretly very insecure on the inside that's usually when guys back off. Its like chasing a beautiful TIGER. Do it well go dont do it at all.

They're exquisite and very hard to find and, if you know one start chasing. Once they realize you are, you're in for a good time.
Guy: hey look at that chick. she's so cute.
Guy2: she's a xi may. becareful!

I wanna marry a XI MAY.

She was so sweet to me when I needed a friend...such a Xi May.
by the1inamillion May 24, 2014
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Chin xi

One that is has a bubbly personality that loves some meow meow. A little vain but that okay. Talks a little too much and that’s not okay.
You’re so chin xi.
by Chin xi November 21, 2021
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Xi/Xiet/Xiet's/Xietself

Xi/Xiet/Xiet's/Xietself are alternative singular pronouns for nonbinary/agender folks.
(Xi/Xiet/Xiet's/Xietself)
"Xi went to the store."
"Do you want Xiet to get you anything?"
"We can put it on Xiet's card"
"Xi will get the item Xietself"
by TransMomma August 16, 2024
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Jun Xi Lin

Really cool guy with big abs and muscles, He plays Minecraft with a blondie named Ivan. They are the best duo in Minecraft. They can beat you up in Minecraft.
Jun Xi Lin is destroying Deez Nutz.
by Rickroll13203d June 18, 2023
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Jing Xi

Jing Xi is a person who hates trouble and goes the way to avoid it. She is artistically inclined and has awesome leadership skills. She can be a bit stubborn when things don't go her way, but she always calms down and keeps a clear mind when viewing problems.
Jing Xi can be a bit hesitant to enter into a relationship, but when she does, she will make it awesome.
"Wow! You are friends with a Jing Xi? I'm so envious!"
by Leahleaf December 6, 2022
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