gum would be perfection

Idk

“Gum would be perfection”

by THE REAL GUWOP October 22, 2017

You wouldn't download a car

A term used by pirates as a joke, making fun of those old anti-piracy PSAs.

-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.

by fbicappuccino March 5, 2023

it's what my character would do

The phrase most often spoken after someone commits something outrageous or uncalled for with their RPG character, usually in Dungeons and Dragons.

Karl: "I stab Tim's character."
Tim: "Hey, what the hell man, they've barely spoken!"
Karl: "It's what my character would do."

by TheGaardenator December 2, 2019

if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by caxwl July 13, 2004

rasputin would do it

A phrase that can be used when someone suggests a crazy or stupid idea. It can be used as both a negative term, when you are using for someone else's idea, or as a positive term for when it is your idea.

Example 1:
Person 1: Hey guys, let's spam up Something Awful!
Person 2: ...no
Person 3: Rasputin would do it!

Example 2:
Person 1: Want to go spit off a bridge?
Person 2: What a fucking stupid idea
Person 1: Rasputin would do it!

by Dudeman999 October 11, 2006

I wouldn't take that

A phrase used to incite or egg on another into retaliating against some perceived slight. Common in the playground / schoolyard in London of the 1980s

Raah, he cussed down your mum, I wouldn't take that you know!

by TheLivinShit May 18, 2009