Wooden railway flying scotsman

holy shit that motherfucker is more expensive than a nintendo switch 2 game

Dumbass: holy shit i bought a wooden railway flying scotsman

Butthead: what the fuck i asked for 66 condoms not that

by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025

wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside

dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes

by anonymous July 16, 2022

Wooden Pickaxe

Some useless shit, normaly used to mine 3 cobblestones.

Wooden Pickaxe: What do you need from me, creator?
Me: Mine 3 cobblestones.
Wooden Pickaxe: *Pikachu surprised face*

by Castlemilo April 24, 2019

Wooden Wonder

1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."

2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.

1. "Gotta love the Mossie."

"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"

2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"

"Why not both?"

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.

"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"

by stanpornolover January 1, 2008

Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.

She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke

by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024

wooden fireplace

Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.

Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.

The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."

Don't quit your day jobs, kids.

by bitchuck October 5, 2024