Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020
Derived from the Latin word “twelvestepethprogramus” which means “To do no good” or in Greek, “To shat on thy face“. The twelve step program is a way to get clean, included in some rehab programs, AA, and NA. It involves giving yourself up to a so-called God, and giving your drug counselors oral to rid you of your drug usage habits. So far it has only been proven useful in lab rats and some untrained monkeys.
Zakk's mom is a filthy, cock-eyed, cunt & forces him to attend the 12 step program, although it is full of shit and he really has no drug problem.
by blowermcgee August 29, 2006
When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.
by Diego Garcia November 16, 2006
McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 06, 2005
Awesome program that sends talented young people to Europe to play several concerts in different country's.
Amazing way to spend summer.
Amazing way to spend summer.
Joe: Dude I had an amazing summer.
Nate: ME too man.
Joe: What did you do?
Nate: I went to Germany with the Blue Lake International Program.
Nate: ME too man.
Joe: What did you do?
Nate: I went to Germany with the Blue Lake International Program.
by ClarinetGal12345678987654321 February 11, 2010
When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."
Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."
by Train, L July 01, 2009
When white people move in to a historically minority populated neighborhood. A synonym for gentrification.
by King_George_3rd August 17, 2015