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Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.
"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"
by Gammasite December 27, 2007
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Washington windmill

Having intercourse with another man on top of a windmill, while spinning him an smoking a blunt, and before he cums tossing him into the windmill.
I just gave tyler a washington windmill lastnight.
by Mantana406 December 22, 2022
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Windmill #5823

A Dutch person. That is literally all. He is just Dutch
Windmill #5823 is Dutch so by default he is kinda cringe
by Soviet Waifu January 13, 2021
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Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.
"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"
by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019
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Windmill

I use a windmill to feel good
by Bustinginlittlekids July 12, 2023
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Walla Walla windmill

when you have steamy sex with a woman with facial hair, where you lay down on the bed and the woman is sitting on your dick. You then spin her in a circle while your junk is inside her, causing extreme sexual pleasure. (added pleasure if her hands are extended)
Man Walla Walla windmills sure do produce lots of energy!
by Dick Fergusen November 5, 2010
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Windmill

When a man rubs his penis on the woman's ass before inserting it. (Usually while doing anal) If not doing anal, then the woman lays down and the man rubs his penis in a circle around her vagina before inserting.
Bob: So how was your night with Sara?
Bill: I windmilled her from both sides!
by Baby kisses 109456 October 13, 2016
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