This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.
A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.
A : That's fucked up, you need help.
B : It helps me sleep.
A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.
A : That's fucked up, you need help.
B : It helps me sleep.
A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
by ziggabrap July 9, 2009
Get the the unnaquainted postal workermug. Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence
by 265354 August 18, 2013
Get the Co-worker smilemug. by Thomas The Wank Engine September 20, 2004
Get the Robert The Construction Workermug. A Person whose entire life is centered around physical exercise, i.e., working out. Male worker-outers (and some females, but not many) place emphasis on "bulking up" or "getting way big," and will often resort to the use of steroids to attain this. Female worker-outers tend to be obsessed with weight loss and staying thin. No matter how skinny they already are, they always seem to want to be thinner, and will constantly go to aerobic classes and starve themselves to get there. These are the people you always see at the gym, no matter what day of the week, or time you go there. Also known as a "gym rat."
"That worker-outer practically lives at the gym. He don't have a job, or go to school, or nothin' and just pumps iron all day long."
by Weewonkers October 27, 2008
Get the Worker-outermug. Found primarily in the Northern Middle West section of the United States, a highly skilled, extremely reliable species formerly known as a "lathe operator" or "foundry worker". Typically known to have paid taxes, served in the armed forces, engaged in longstanding monogmous relationships with a female of the same species. Usually producing a "family" of four children that "lathe operator" proudly sent off to college that he mostly paid for. Formerly earned $30/hr. at Ford Motor Company. Metamorphosis into "Wal-Mart Worker" seems to occur upon the onset of middle-age when "lathe operator" and "foundy workers" travel to Mexico for several weeks and engage in apparent transfer of skills and expertise to native Mexican species. Metamorphosized "Wal-Mart worker" emerges from habitat after several months after he returns from Mexico during a period of dormancy called "unemployment". Species is usually found in a red vest showing teeth at other North American species and saying, "Welcome to Wal-Mart". Species appears to be less vigorous in metamorphosized state.
Dad's doing OK, even though he's pretty depressed now that he can't do his trade the way he used to; he's become a Wal*Mart worker.
by Thinking Republican February 25, 2008
Get the Wal*Mart Workermug. A "worker bee" is a prostitute; a woman who engages in sexual acts in exchange for money or other items of value. Especially one in a group of prostitutes.
While taking a cab from the Las Vegas airport to your hotel you might say to your fellow passenger regarding the sleeze talent en route, "Looks like the worker bees are out in force tonight".
by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004
Get the worker beemug. More commonly abbreviated to wmw, this is used to show that you think the person you are talking to is so low in soceity (a mcdonalds worker) their opinion doesn't matter. Most commonly used at a secondary school level. Can also be used with a hand gesture making a W with both your thumbs and index fingers, then turning it upside down for an M and then back up for a W.
by Rachael Thorn July 27, 2005
Get the Whatever McDonalds workermug.