by adamsnmax June 4, 2023
Get the Sam Turnermug. The sexiest man in the u inverse extremely handsome and is extremely smart he has one of the best voices in country music
by Hit men June 9, 2018
Get the Josh turnermug. When I went to Turner Field, some drunk guy fell from the upper deck. Ironically, he was trying to boo A-rod.
by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015
Get the Turner Fieldmug. Harold Turner, or Hal Turner, is an American white nationalist who hosts an internet radio talk show called "The Hal Turner Show" from his home in New Jersey.
Hal has made many threats towards judges and political figures, such as assassinations.
"We may have to ASSASSINATE some of the people you elect on Nov. 7! This could be your LAST ELECTION CHANCE, to save this Republic... Sorry to have to be so blunt, but the country is in mortal danger from our present government and our liberty is already near dead because of this government. If you are too stupid to turn things around with your vote, there are people out here like me who are willing to turn things around with guns, force and violence. We hope our method does not become necessary." -Hal Turner
He became famous on the internet after waves of DDoS attacks and website raids.
He's also a white supremacist who should be shot in the face.
See asshole.
Hal has made many threats towards judges and political figures, such as assassinations.
"We may have to ASSASSINATE some of the people you elect on Nov. 7! This could be your LAST ELECTION CHANCE, to save this Republic... Sorry to have to be so blunt, but the country is in mortal danger from our present government and our liberty is already near dead because of this government. If you are too stupid to turn things around with your vote, there are people out here like me who are willing to turn things around with guns, force and violence. We hope our method does not become necessary." -Hal Turner
He became famous on the internet after waves of DDoS attacks and website raids.
He's also a white supremacist who should be shot in the face.
See asshole.
Hal : "Hi, welcome to the Hal Turner Show, what's your name?"
Guy : "Eii, dis is Pedro, man"
Hal : "Get the fuck out and don't call back to this radio station you filthy spic"
Guy : "Eii, dis is Pedro, man"
Hal : "Get the fuck out and don't call back to this radio station you filthy spic"
by 我爱 January 24, 2008
Get the hal turnermug. The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.
English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008
Get the Scottish Turner mug. A dude who tells all his friends he's fucking a girl, but it's really the same girl he was fucking last year and he's just calling her a different name
Barry is such a Paige Turner, said he was fucking Pamela but is was really Randi, just like last year. Cuz that's the only puss he can get
by Mr.nj April 14, 2017
Get the Paige Turnermug. A guy who is trustworthy mad at football can't clever. Normally the have a nice personality and can get angry with fake ass ppl. You need a person like him.
by Lamaj786 October 23, 2017
Get the Josh turnermug.