aunty fat-whiff

The scent of fat aunties dancing at Christmas.

Last year, I couldn't smack my lips over my Christmas turkey as the aunty fat-whiff in the room was intolerable.

by facadie September 29, 2007

whuffo

noun

Someone that is unwilling to make a skydive, but not unable. Whuffos are unable to view the world past their own cowardice and ignorance, thus the etymology being "Whuffo you jump out them perfecly good airplanes?"

It should be pointed out that the term whuffo does not include all non-skydivers. Although far more uncommon, there are those people who would be 100% willing to make a skydive, but either have a disqualifying medical condition or an insufficent income to afford the cost of a tandem. The key word with a whuffo is unwillingness and not inability.

Whuffo: "There's only two things that fall out of the sky. Bird shit and fools."

by djmattm2002 July 7, 2019

whiff of money

motivator for the currency-challenged, taking notice of the potential of money dispense, possible aphrodisiac

in the early 1900s, residents of the south got a whiff of money from chicago.

in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!

judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.

jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer

she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'

by michael foolsley August 11, 2010

Dirty Whiffer

the name of a friend who intentionally sends you a trade involving certain names you both discussed and when it comes time to pull the trigger he adds someone you didn't talk about and blames you for it blowing up.

I thought we were trading Cook, and Berkman for Holliday, Atkins and Fielder, but the Dirty Whiffer added McCann to the deal at the last minute and called it a "Misunderstanding"

by trublu1068 June 30, 2008

Beef Whiff

The lingering malodorous scent of a meal, usually from combination of meat and strong-scented vegetables (onion, broccoli, brussel sprouts, etc.) and/or other seasonings. The odor is most often detected tends to permeate structures where the meal was prepared (e.g., kitchen, living room, bedroom). The smell can also be detected on a person's clothing or skin.

"My mom made pot roast three days ago and the house STILL has beef whiff."

by DonutKing May 18, 2009

whiffle

To make unitelligble noises whilst sleeping, most commonly observed in dogs.

Rover fell asleep and began to whiffle, he must have been dreaming that he was chasing rabbits.

by Bob Knocker September 4, 2008

whiffy finger

The smell on your finger when its been in the internal vacinity of a ladies nether garden.

"Have a sniff of my whiffy finger"

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005