Wellesley

A well-off suburban town neighboring Boston. No liquor stores arounds, and there was a big debate just to put a Duncan donuts in! Of course they couldn't allow a Penara bread, thats too close to fast food!

There's probably the highest % of eating disorders there in the country. Don't be surprised if you see a good half the girls show strong signs of bulimia or anorexia before they reach high school.

"c'mon cathy, eat something."
"No."
"What are you from wellesley or something?"

by daniella Corlioni April 7, 2010

WellerMan

When Your Taking a Piss and Accidently Spray Yourself In the Face With Your Own Piss

I Heard That John Gave Himself A WellerMan

by Tomoko Enjoyer March 17, 2023

wellesley

Wellesley is a rich town, overly obsessed with sports and education but no ones racist or anything. most people who live here arnt billionairs or even millionairs.

ive lived in wellesley all my life and all i own from abercrombie is a miniskirt

by trubrit16 July 30, 2008

Welker

When a dependable, highly paid and highly successful co-worker or friend fails to perform a mundane task at the worst possible time. Often derailing a organization or team right before they achieve set goals, resulting in a lost financial opportunity, disdain and regret.

Refers to New England's Wes Welker. A automatic WR with more receptions than any other player in the NFL, who dropped a pass that would have secured a Super Bowl title for the Patriots.

Boss: We're so close to securing the Anderson account, It will be our biggest order in the history of the company and we owe it all to you, Johnson. You are easily this company's most dependable and successful rep. Did you make sure to bring the signing papers I handed you this morning because if this deal is not done today we loss the account.

Johnson: Signing papers?

Boss: You f-ing worthless piece of shit! Are you kidding me? How retarded are you, serious! It's your job to bring the damn papers! I pay you $250,000 to bring the f-ing papers! Jesus Christ, your little Welker incident just cost this company the biggest account ever, You're Fired!!

by Here We Go Brownies! March 23, 2012

Wellesley

So if you are reading this then im sure you think that Wellesley is some "SNOBBY" "UPPY" "RICH BITCH" town is to say the least wrong. Yes there are some people who are snobby, much like people in the rest of the world. However, being the new girl in town I have found it quiet enjoyable to live here. Coming from a town in Indiana, where there were plenty of "blue collar" workers, I haven't really experienced anyone being "more snobby" here compaired to Indiana. Diversity is everywhere... we DO have Babson college and Wellesley college right in town. Maybe people should try and look beyond the BMWs and the Volvos... I know I do as I drive around in my early 2000s Honda CR-V

girl works at a restaurant in wellesley...
customer says "so are you going to college as well"
girl says "yeah i go to umb"
customer says "wow thats great that you work and go to school"

by lemon_drop19 March 24, 2008

wellesley

A small, western suburb of Boston. Quaint, with nice, tasteful, closely spaced houses surrounding the town center.

If you work in Boston but don't want to live in the city, consider commuting from Wellesley.

by zarMJ July 1, 2005

soon may the wellerman come

to bring us sugar tea and rum, One day, when the tonguin' is done, We’ll take our leave and go.

Chorus: Soon may the wellerman come
Chorus: To bring us sugar tea and rum

by *insert funny jojoke here* February 9, 2021