shreve weaver

a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic

"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"

by h080e February 15, 2023

Cunt Weaver

What a true cum bucket does with pride, they weave together a strand of pussies and wear it around their neck as a sign of much they fuck on a daily basis.

Hey I will have you know I am a full time cunt weaver.

by Kitty meow36 October 11, 2016

Basket Weaver

The act of cleaning/ brushing ones teeth with vaginal discharge daily.

“Did you see Sarah? Her teeth are so clean. Do you think she is a basket weaver?”

by basketweaver124 November 28, 2020

colby weaver

Biggest dick I the WORLD and savage.

Date colby weaver he sexy af

by Taylor poops shin November 16, 2017

raegan weaver

super sexy, friends with a derek defranco, super cool and softball lover

dude she looks like a raegan weaver

by bigcow99 January 1, 2021

The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it

I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver

by C Man 44 November 10, 2017

Feeder Weaver

(in a state with frontage roads, also known as feeder roads) Someone who weaves between the frontage road and on/off ramps during rush hour to avoid traffic but skip the stoplights.

Nothing frustrates me more during rush hour traffic than those entitled feeder weavers; they think they're so much more important than everyone else.

by ginger_snap.13 June 22, 2025