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a dancing style originated from finland, it's basically shuffle with some sick muzz thrown in
x: do you see that person wazzling right there?
y: damn, that wazzle style dancing is smooth and aesthetic as f**k man...
wazzle by shufflemuzzman59 January 21, 2019
To be wozzy is to be a dizzy wassack.
He's a wozzy driver...was he going left; was he thinking; was he lost?
Wozzy by Minty Mayfellow May 20, 2004
A guy, probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He will sweep you off your feet from day one, surprise you, love you and treasure you. He will treat you like a princess and respect you, wait for you and make you feel like you can trust him for your entire lifetime. He will call you beautiful everyday until you start to believe it yourself, carry you through every problem, and be that shoulder to lean on whenever you need him.

Just seeing him makes you smile, his laugh makes your heart melt and his eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen.
It is almost rare to find a wizzy like you
wizzy by Monkey 3 January 21, 2019
An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.
Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.
Wazzer by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009

douche wazzle 

A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing
Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world
douche wazzle by Tony Dinatale December 1, 2003

WAZZLOFTER 

A metal band from Denver that stands on the mountain top and says DO IT!
I saw that band WAZZLOFTER and they assaulted my earcornhole!
WAZZLOFTER by kewlsmasher October 20, 2009