Power Wash the Lamborghini

A round about way of referring to masturbation

Dude 1: I just got home from work.
Dude 2: Better power wash the Lamborghini before you go to bed.

by _G0rff July 12, 2019

Pommy Wash

The quick wash used in England on a daily basis while waiting for a weekly weekend bath. This is done at a sink and requires a flannel to clean the face, neck, underarms and genital area,

Mate, I've got no interest in going down on her tonight - she's only done Pommy Washes for the past week.

by Wof Woffie Tram November 30, 2021

Rainbow washing

Rainbow washing is when companies slap rainbows on a teeshirt to sell for 20 dollars during pride month while not actually helping the LGBTQ community.

Company: Buy our new #Slay hoodie for 20 dollars to support pride month!
Person 1: As a bi man, what are you doing to actually help the community?
company: Well... we made our logo rainbow, tweeted "Love is love" and designed a rainbow hoodie.
Person 1: I asked you what you are doing to help. Rainbow washing helps nobody.
Company: Well... we hire LGBTQ employees.
Person 1: 7% of your staff is LGBTQ, they have no workplace discrimination protections, trans healthcare is not covered, you make ppl wear gendered uniforms, you fired someone for coming out as gay back in 2014, and you donated 2 million dollars to anti-gay lawmakers.
Company: Well... Happy pride anyways!

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022

Pickle-Washing

Utilizing a cigarette to wash down the spicy pickles you are eating from 7-11.

"Wow this pickle-washing hits dif in the a.m!"

by Pickle-Washer October 24, 2023

Redneck boot wash

is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..

dog shit on boot place in toilet and flush is the ultimate "Redneck boot wash"

by wife of the bootwasher December 12, 2010

Gorilla Face Wash

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.

"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

by Wutthehill July 23, 2017

Evanston Car Wash

It’s when the upperclassmen on the Northwestern University football team lather themselves up in the team shower , then stand in close quarters at the entrance to said shower and make poor performing underclassmen squeeze through them naked to get in the shower.

Those poor freshmen football players at NU were forced to run the gauntlet through the Evanston Car Wash for several years under coach Fitzgerald.

by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023