Warning

A thing that warns you about something. Usually a sign or in some sort of speech, but can be other things too.

WARNING: Do you want to go on.
Player 1:OF COURSE!
Person 2:Yeah..

by Blah. It's a person June 10, 2020

liquor store warning

A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.

Hey John, did you stop off at the liquor store yet? theres a liquor store warning out for our area.

by midwestisbest January 12, 2024

Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

Without Warning

The best clothing brand from Staten Island

have you heard of without warning?? officialwithoutwarning.com

by warningwithout April 30, 2023

airbag warning

A warning to a friend that someone may have implants.

Be careful, bro, that’s an airbag warning

by StinkyRaptor May 11, 2023

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 3, 2023