Wanker

Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.
Meg: " That guy totally cut me off!"
Kev: " What a wanker!"
by mook December 25, 2004
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Usually used to describe a male, it has several meanings.
Most commonly used to indicate disdain, dislike or just dissin´ an individual and is a replacement for other words such as prick, tosser or knob.
Also describes a person who masturbates frequently or alternatively, is a frequent masturbator.
Bob: Hey, see that guy over there, he's such a wanker.
Rob: Really ?, no wonder he's wearing glasses.
by chrisinspain July 26, 2006
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Possibly a name attached to certain people tou do not like or simply a term for a person who is a general ass-hole

Also applyable to people of authority who are unliked by those they control
eg - IT teahers
Student 1 - You know our IT teachers a right wanker
Student 2 - Yeah Jarule is a real wanker he thinks he knows
something but he knows jack shit
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"Who's the wanker in the black oy oy"
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British slang for "one who masturbates", usually a teen-term. Roy Keane (Manchester United Midfielder) almost beat up a nerd who called him a wanker.
The 16-year old nerd, whose dad and mum are wankers, called Roy Keane a wanker. Keane should have shoved the moped up this nerd's A**.
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a gay british term which shall never be used by anyone. ever.
no example. people who use the term "wanker" are not cool by any means
by US RULE! July 11, 2008
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