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wandinger

a worthless loser who looks gay but it isnt cuz it is mostly feminine.
damn that wandinger thing has a huge nose
by jewman12345 November 18, 2011
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Wand

A wand is a term for a dab-pen
“Bro, pass me the wand!”
Ight bro i gotchu
by BornLegendary46 July 20, 2019
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Wand

Something Harry potter got when he became a wizard.
A thin, often wooden, minature staff, often used to point at people with a follow up of a spell. See: Spell, Harry Potter, Magic
Hagrid: "You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, It'll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!"

Harry: "I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!"

Hagrid: "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."
by Sir Shamu February 12, 2025
mugGet the Wandmug.

forgotten wand

when you lose your penis in a hogwarts bathroom
"Dude I woke up with a forgotten wand again"
by alfredo_cuck July 14, 2017
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wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom
I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!
by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023
mugGet the wand chowdermug.

landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand
-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand
by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023
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