wake and blaze

'Wake and blaze' is the true term for getting high right after waking up. Some idiots think the term is 'Wake and bake' but who bakes a fucking cake right after waking up?

I'd rather blaze a joint instead.

Reggie Mcfart: I wake and bake all the time.

Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!

by Fighter-Of-The-Night-Man November 7, 2013

Irish wake

An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.

"My family isn't big on funerals, we mainly have Irish wakes."

by Lizbeth2 March 18, 2007

wake and throne

Watching GOT the morning after the episode aired.

"Ayo Jack don't spoil tonight's episode, because I'll wake and throne tomorrow."

by Joffrey June 15, 2014

WAKE WAOW

(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.

M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

turbo wakeful

A very sexy man. Has the biggest penis in the world and gets every girl. Becomes rich when older and treats their girl nicely. Treats her like a princess. Has lots of friends. Always the funniest one. Very humble person and is a very giving person.

Turbo Wakeful is a very sexy man.

by A very good friend ❤ November 22, 2021

Wake Waow

(n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)

No one:

Not a single soul:

Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

Waking Insomnia

A mental state where your thought process is exactly the same as when you experience insomnia. Generally understood to be triggered by intense and prolonged boredom, from which the patient cannot physically escape, and so psychologically removes them self from their situation.

Over spring break, Jane had to go with her parents to her great-uncle's funeral. When she got back to University, she binge drank to forget the awful memory of experiencing "Waking Insomnia" from sitting through the endless ceremonies for the dead Uncle she didn't give a fuck about.

by thecrippler June 30, 2011